Eddy Wally

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> Van: kufor123456 [mailto:kufor123456@tatanova.com]
> Verzonden: maandag 1 januari 1601 1:00
> Aan: kufor123456@tatanova.com
> Onderwerp: BUSINESS
>
>
> Mrs. Agnes Fatima Isa Kiatha.
>
> I am Mrs. Agnes Fatima Isa Kiatha, from Kuwait. I am married to
> Usman Isa Kaitha of blessed
> memory who worked with Kuwait embassy in Madrid Spain for nine
> years before he died in the year
> 2002. We were married for eleven years without a child he died
> after a brief illness that lasted
> only four days. Before his death he was a very devoted Muslim and
> I was a devoted Christian by
> birth battling with both cancer and fibroid problems. When my
> late husband was alive, he
> deposited the sum of $25.5million dollars (twenty five million,
> five hundred dollars), which he in
> herited from his late father (sheikh Usman Isa Kaitha) with an
> overseas finance and security firm.
> Presently, this money is still with finance and security firm.
> Recently, my doctor told me that I
> had a terminating illness (cancer) that would last for the next
> four months.
>
> Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either
> a Christian organization or a
> devoted Christian individual that will utilize this money the way
> I am going to instruct here in.
>
>
> I want this Christian organization or individual to use this
> money in all sincerity to fund
> churches, orphanages, widows and also propagating the word of God
> and to ensure that the society
> upholds the views and beliefs of the holy bible. The holy bible
> emphasized so much on the giving
> of alms, charity and this has encouraged me in taking this bold
> step. I took this decision
> because I don't have any child and my late husband's relatives
> are all Muslims and I don't want
> my husband’s hard earned money to be misused by people
> that call
> me an unbeliever.
>
> I don't want a situation where this money will be used in an
> unholy manner hence the reasons for
> taking this bold decision. I know that after death I will be with
> God the highest and the most
> merciful one. I don't need any telephone communications but will
> only give you the contact of my
> lawyer because he is the one who is going to assist you in making
> you the beneficiary of the
> consignment in the finance and security firm if you receive this
> letter and accept to assist me
> to conclude this transaction, if you want to speak with me he
> will arrange for that because my
> doctor warned me not to talk for too long a time and secondly, I
> can't discuss in the presence of
> my husbands relatives for they always stay with me in the
> hospital, my lawyer is the only person
> that knows the decision that I am taking.
>
> With God, I know that all things are possible and as soon as I
> receive your reply through my
> lawyer I will now give him instruction to make you the
> beneficiary of the consignment and all
> necessary steps to take before receiving these funds and I shall
> also give you the contact of the
> finance and security firm I will also issue you a letter of
> authority that will prove you as the
> original beneficiary of the funds. I want you and the Christian
> community where you reside to
> always pray for me.
>
> My happiness is that I lived a life of a true devoted Christian
> though married to a Muslim,
> whoever that wants to serve God must serve him in truth and in
> spirit, please always be prayerful
> all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room
> in souring for another Christian
> organization or a devoted Christian for the same purpose.
>
> Until I hear from you my dreams will rest squarely on your
> shoulders, may the Almighty God
> continue to guide and protect you. Amen.
>
> Yours faithfully,
>
> PLEASE REPLY THROUGH MY ATTORNEYS PRIVATE EMAIL:kufor@lawyer.com
>
> Mrs. Agnes Fatima Isa Kiatha.

Dear Mrs. Agnes,

Let me start by saying i am touched with your sad story.

You have contacted the right person. Let me introduce myself. My name is Piet Hein Donner, and I am a reverend at the Holy Church of Eddy Wally. Attached to this message you will find a picture of one of our churches, and a picture of our Holy leader, and founder of our organisation, Eddy Wally (the voice of europe).

We are known for our support in helping the needy, and might be willing to assist you in your mather.

If you are interested let me know and I will forward you the simple demands our organisation needs to start helping you.

Kind Regards, and god bless,

Piet Hein Donner.

(Personal mobile number: +3164901XXX)

[At this point I receive a phonecall. At first I could not figure out who he was asking for. He told me to check my inbox and ended the conversation by lecturing me that my 4 minute long 'hello yes hello, yes cherie?' response sounded childish. Piet Hein, ofcourse refuses to be called childish.]

DEAR Piet Hein Donner,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE,I AM WRITING ON BEHALF OF MY CLIENT MRS KIATHA,WHO IS PRESENTLY IN A HOSPITAL NOW,AND SHE IS IN A VERY BAD CONDITIONS.

YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THE SECURITY FIRM WHERE THIS MONEY IS IN SPAIN , AND THEY DO NOT KNOW THE CONTENT OF THE BOX,AND WE WILL NEED SOME BODY LIKE YOU THAT WILL COME DOWN HERE IN SPAIN TO ACT AS THE BENEFICIARY TO THE CONSIGMENTS.

AFTER GETTING THE MONEY OUT OF THE SECURITY FIRM,THEN WE WILL SIT DOWN AND TALK THE BEST WAY TO HANDLE THIS MONEY,IF YOU ARE READY TO HELP,THEN YOU SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION FOR ME TO MAKE CHARGE OF BENEFICIARY IMMEDIATELY ON YOUR NAME.

Send me as a matter of urgency the following;
1. DATE OF BIRTH
2. YOUR OCCUPATION
3. YOUR PICTURE.
4. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.
5. FULL NAME.
6. TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER.

I WAIT YOUR RESPONSE
REGARDS
KUFOR JOHN {ATTORNEY

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Dear John,

Thanks for your phone call. However I was not quite pleased with your tone. You called me 'donna' and not donner. Please pronounce my name correctly in future. It is pronounced 'Done-nor' and not 'Donnah' thank you. As a reverend of the Holy Church of Eddy Wally I refuse to be called 'childish' and will break any contact if you speak to me that way again. Understand that in future!

1. 20-10-1948

2. Reverend in the church of the Holy Eddy Wally.

3. See attached photograph.

4. Schorsenerenpreistraat 12. 4321SG, Staphorst, The Netherlands.

5. Piet-Hein Donner

6. +3164901XXX, No fax as they are outdated. Please scan and email me the required documents.

In return i now ask you to answer me the same questions before we proceed. And in addition I would also like to receive a photograph of mrs. Agnes together with your photo.

Thank You,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,

Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.

+3164901XXX

Dear John,

In regard to your questions I took the liberty to scan my passport. You can find it attached.

Awaiting your response,

Piet Hein Donner.

(+3164901XXX)

DEAR Piet-Hein Donner ,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE, THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

I AM HAPPY WITH YOUR MAILS,AND WILL LIKE YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I AM VERY SORRY FOR WHAT I SAID YESTERDAY ON PHONE.

I WILL TOMORROW SUBMIT YOUR INFORMATION TO THE SECURITY COMPANY FOR THE CHENGE OF BENNFICIARY ON YOUR NAME.

WHEN THAT IS DONE, THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL CONTACT YOU DIRECTLY TO LET YOU KNOW WHEN YOU WILL COME AND CLAIM IT.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS

KUFOR JOHN

Dear John,

Thank you for your reply. Could you please answer the following questions before we continue?

1. DATE OF BIRTH
2. YOUR OCCUPATION
3. YOUR PICTURE.
4. YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS.
5. FULL NAME.
6. TELEPHONE/FAX NUMBER.

And please also add a photo of mrs. Agnes?

Thank you, and god bless,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,

Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.

+3164901XXX

DEAR Piet-Hein Donner,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE,THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL OF YESTERDAY.

I WENT TO SUBMIT YOUR INFORMATIONS TO THE SECURITY COMPANY TODAY,AND THEY INFORMED ME THAT THE CONSIGNMENT IS IN THEIR OFFICE IN LONDON,SO YOU WILL BE GOING TO LONDON TO CLAIM THE CONSIGNMENT.

BELLOW IS THE INFORMATIONS YOU ASKED,BUT I WILL NOT SEND MY PICTURE AS MY SCANNING MACHINE HAS A PROBLEM,BUT IT BE REPAIRED SOON.

1,1962

2,BARRISTER OF LAW

3,18/20 SAM JOSE

MALAGA, SPAIN

4,BARRISTER KUFOR JOHN

5,8821621161238

NOTE THAT THE SECURITY COMPANY WILL CONTACT YOU ANY TIME FROM LONDON,SO WILL SEND YOU THE PICTURE,AS SOON AS MY MACHINE IS OK.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS

KUFOR JOHN

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[And ofcourse he calls again immediatly after sending the email. First a 2 minute monologe about broken scanners and how he has send his secretary to get the bloody thing repaired. After that he explains 5 times that I would need to travel to London to receive the consignment. After that I asked him how Mrs. Agnes was doing. Hardbreaking story about cancer and special medicines needed to import from the USA costing a hell of alot of money blabla followed.]

Dear John,

Thanks for your email and call. Now that process is underway I consulted reverend Eddy Wally himself about what is required from the Holy Church Of Eddy Wally in order to process the donation.

Mr. Wally sends the best wishes for Mrs. Agnes and promised to pray to the Holy Lord at the Graceland temple today for a speedy recovery.

Thank you, and god bless,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,

Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.

+3164901XXX

Dear John,

Just a message to let you know I have not heard from the security company yet. Has your scanner been repaired yet? Reverend Wally would love to see a picture of the beloved donator, Mrs. Agnes and keeps asking if I received the picture already.

The good news of today is that Reverend Wally has granted me permission to travel to London when needed and will sponsor the travell costs out of his own pocket. So I am ready to go when needed.

Awaiting you answer,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,

Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.

+3164901XXX

[He manages to place a phonecall within 5 minutes after sending this email. I do not respond, he leaves a message. Nothing much of interest. He has left a message, I can contact the security company blahbla. After sending this one, he retries calling 3 times and then sends the seconds mail.]

DEAR Piet-Hein Donner ,

DEAR

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE,HOW IS LIFE OVER THERE.
I HAVE SUCEEDED IN CHANGING YOUR NAME AS THE BENEFICIARY OF THE CONSIGNMENT,SO GO AHEAD AND CONTACT THE CONTACT PERSON IN LONDON.

BELLO IS THE CONTACT

Name - Ivory Security and Fund Managers

Contact Person- Mr. Williams Muluzi (International Client Consultant)
Contact Number-+ 44 - 7932690929
Personal Email: williamsmuluzi@netscape.net

PLEASE GO AHEAD AND CONTACT HIM AND GET BACK TO ME.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS
KUFOR JOHN

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DEAR Piet-Hein Donner ,

I SEND YOU AN EMAIL TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY AND LET THEN KNOW THAT YOU ARE READY TO COME TO LONDON ANY TIME THEY GIVE YOU APPOINTMENT.

AND I CALLED YOU ALSO TO AND LEAVE A MESSAGE WITH YOU ANSWERING MACHINE,SO PLEASE GO AHEAD AND THE PERSON INCHARGE.

MAKE SURE YOU CALL THE MAN ON PHONE TODAY.

BELLO IS THE CONTACT

Name - Ivory Security and Fund Managers
Contact Person- Mr. Williams Muluzi (International Client Consultant)
Contact Number-+ 44 - 7932690929
Personal Email: williamsmuluzi@netscape.net

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS
KUFOR JOHN

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[So.. Ofcourse.. No pictures? No security company!]

Dear John,

I just came home and saw you called me. I am afraid it is not possible for me to answer the phone 24h because of my work as a reverend, i hope you can understand that.

I am afraid I cannot proceed and contact the security company at this point yet.

A few years ago one of our reverends, known to us as JP, was contacted for a donation by a wealty Russian. However upon arrival JP was robbed and left stranded in Stalingrad. If you want, I can scan and sent you a news clip about this as his story was published in a english newspaper also.

Ever after, Reverend Wally is very strict about the donation process as you might understand. One of his demands is he receives enough information about a person/organisation, to be sure he is dealing with a trustworthy person, before investing any money, even administrative costs.

So you know might understand, the reason I am asking you for the pictures is to ease reverand Wally's mind.

I just spoke to Reverend Wally, and he was not pleased that i did not have the pictures already, so please try at best to get them to me as soon as possible.

Thank you, and God Bless,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,

Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.

+3164901XXX

[...]

DEAR Piet-Hein Donner,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE,THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

I HAVE CALLED YOU TWO TIMES TODAY AND NOBODY PICKED UP THE PHONE,PLEASE TRY AND TELL Reverend Wally THAT ALL IS WELL AND THAT EVERY THING IS WELL PLANNED AND WE WILL HAVE NO PROBLEM OF ANY KIND,HE SHOULD JUST HELP THIS WOMAN,AS SHE IS IN A VERY BAD CONDITION,ONLY GOD KNOW IF SHE WILL SURVIVE OR NOT.

I HAVE SPEND A LOT OF MONEY IN HER ILLNESS,AND I AM DOING IT FOR THE SAKE OF GOD,SO PLEASE YOU PEOPLE SHOULD SEE THAT HER DREAM ABOUT THIS MONEY COMES THROUGH,AS SHE WAS VERY HAPPY WHEN I TOLD HER YESTERDAY THE STATUS OF THE PEOPLE THAT IS HELPING HER.

SHE IS SENDING HER REGARDS TO YOU AND Reverend Wally.

PLEASE GO AHEAD AND CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY AS THEY WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR CONTACT.

ATTACHED IS MY PICTURE AND HER OWN

I WILL STILL CALL YOU AGAIN TODAY.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS
KUFOR JOHN

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[ A record of 8 phonecalls in one day, ignored all but the last, no messages. I was just about to drive of when the phone rang. Again he called just to say he sent an email.
Lets introduce his aambeien problem.. ]

Dear John,

Thank you for your phonecall, I just got home. I was driving my car and could not talk for long on the phone as it is prohibited to phone and drive simultaniously in this country when you called.

I was not available all day because I worked outside. I had three weddings and one funeral to attend to, and on top of that one of the dearest and oldest member of our church has tragically passed away just as I finished giving the last rites. As you might understand I am rather tired right now.

Thank you for the pictures, they look just fine, and what a pretty women if I might say. I will relay them to mr. Wally first thing tomorrow. I suppose he will run the standard Aambei check to garanty there authenticity straight away and I will contact the security company immediatly after that.

God Bless,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,

Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.

+3164901XXX

DEAR Piet-Hein Donner,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE, THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE SECURITY COMPANY? PLEASE DO BECAUSE THEY WILL BE WAITING FOR YOUR CONTACT AS THE NEW BENEFICARY OF THE CONSIGNEMT,AND THEY HAVE GOTTEN SIGINAL FROM THEIR OFFICE IN SPAIN, THAT YOU WILL CONTACT THEM.

PLEASE IF YOU ARE HAVEN PROBLEM TO CONVINCE WALL,PLEASE SEND ME HIS DIRECT NUMBER OR EMAIL SO THAT I CAN CALL HIM AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT THIS.

REMEMBER THAT THE ONLY GOOD THING THAT WILL KEEP THIS WOMAN GOING IS HER HEARING THAT YOU PEOPLE HAS CLAIM THIS CONSIGNMENT.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS

KUFOR JOHN

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Dear John,

My appointment with Reverend Wally this morning was cancelled so I can not tell you if I can contact the security company right now pending the Aambei check.

You can email Reverend Wally directly on eddywally@.... I'm afraid I am not allowed to give out his personal number.

I will inform you as soon as I recieve the results. Or inform me if you hear the results from Reverend Wally first.

God Bless,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,
Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.
+3164901XXX

DEAR EDDY WALLY,

GREETINGS IN THE NAME OF GOD,I AM BARRISTER KUFOR JOHN,I AM CONTACT YOU ABOUT THE MONEY Mrs. Agnes Fatima Isa Kiatha WANT Reverend Piet-Hein Donner TO GO AND CLAIM FOR HER,THIS WOMAN IS IN A VERY BAD CONDITION NOW,AND THIS MONEY WILL BE THE GREATEST THING THAT WILL HAPPENING IN HER LIFE NOW.

I GOT YOUR EMAIL FROM REVEREND PIET-HEIN DONNER.

WE HAVE SEND THE PICTURE YOU REQUEST TO Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,PLEASE CAN YOU GIVE Reverend Piet-Hein Donner THE GO AHEAD ORDER TO CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY IN LONDON AS THEY ARE WAITING FOR HIS CONTACT.

Mrs. Agnes Fatima Isa Kiatha SAID THAT YOU SHOULD PLEASE PLAY FOR HER EVERY DAY,AND HELP HER CLAIM THIS FUND.

CAN YOU SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU AND TALK ABOU THIS WITH YOU.

REGARDS
BARRISTER KUFOR JOHN

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DEAR Piet-Hein Donner ,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE,HAVE YOU CONTACTED THE SECURITY COMPANY?

I CONTACTED Reverend Wally YESTERDAY BY MAIL,DID HE INFORM YOU OF THAT.

I HAVE CALL YOU SEVERAL TIMES TODAY.

PLEASE MAIL ME BACK SO THAT I WILL KNOW THE POSITION OF THINGS ON YOUR SIDE.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS

KUFOR JOHN

Dear John,

Mr. Wally left for our Belgian congregation this morning, and will return tommorrow. I expect him to email you then. I saw someone called me when I was performing a service. Please leave a message next time so I know it is you who called.

God Bless,

Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,
Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.
+3164901XXX

(ps. I expect to be available all day tommorrow so feel free to call. )

Dear Barrister Kufor,

I have recieved a copy of your passport from reverend Donner, and as our security protocol demands, I ran the standard Aambei check on it. Unfortunatly the test did not came out OK. I can therefore not permit reverend Donner to contact the security company.

I suggest you know apply for a 'aambei vrij' certificate in order to receive clearence as soonest. If you wish I can supply the necessary forms and details if you want.

Regards and God Bless,

Reverend Eddy Wally,

The Holy Church Of Eddy Wally.

DEAR Reverend Eddy Wally,

CAN YOU GO AHEAD AND SEND ME THE FORM YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT,AS YOU PEOPLE ARE DELAYING THING AND MY CLIENT IS BODERED ABOUT THE POSITION OF THING.

CAN YOU SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER?

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

KUFOR JOHN

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Dear Mr. Kufor.

I take offence to your 'YOU PEOPLE ARE DELAYING THING AND MY CLIENT IS BODERED' remark. That is pure and utter nonscence you mention!

We as the Holy Church of Edy Wally have gathered quite some experience when it comes to dubious donations. We therefore have to have strict security measures in order to process all the requests.

Our church has more then 700 members. What do you think would happen if I all gave them my phone number? So as you might understand now, no. I am not giving you my phone number just now.

Please confirm via email you agree to our rule of business,

Or relay the request and explanation trough your first contact, Reverend Donner. You have his phonenumber.

God Bless,

The Holy Eddy Wally.

DEAR Reverend Eddy Wally ,

GREETINGS AGAIN,PLEASE CAN YOU LET ME KNOE YOUR RULE OF BUSINESS,AND CAN YOU SEND ME THE FORM.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL

REGARDS

KUFOR

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Please print, fill-in, scan and sent immediatly.

Thank You,

Eddy Wally.

DEAR Reverend Eddy Wally ,

PLEASE SCAN AND RE-SEND THIS FORM AS WHAT IS WRITTEN IN THE DOWN ID NOT SHOWING WELL.

I AWAIT THE FORM.

HAPPY SUNDAY.

REGARDS

KUFOR JOHN

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[So i send the same file once again. .]

Dear John,

Hope the form is now readable. If you encounter problems the alternative would be to send me a photograph of you holding a printed copy of attached sign.

This would be sufficient proof we are dealing with a trustworthy person.

God Bless,

Reverend Eddy Wally.

[ He repaired his scanner! :-) ]

DEAR Reverend Eddy Wally ,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE, THAHKS FOR THE FORM,I HAVE FILED IT AND ATTACH IS THE FORM,PLEASE CAN YOU PEOPLE CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY NOW.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL
REGARD
KUFOR JOHN

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Reverend Piet-Hein Donner ,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE, THAHKS FOR THE FORM SENT BY EDDY WALLY ,I HAVE FILED IT AND ATTACH IS THE FORM,PLEASE CAN YOU PEOPLE CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY NOW.
I AWAIT YOUR MAIL
REGARD
KUFOR JOHN

Dear John,

Reverend Wally just confirmed me the application has been accepted and I can contact the security company on behalve of the Church Of The Holy Eddy Wally. I will mail them straight after I send this one.

Also reverend Wally would like to let you know he will reply your email in some hours, or tommorrow morning latest.

God Bless,
Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,
Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.
+3164901XXX

[ Ok.. I give in. Time to contact the infamous security company.]

Dear Mr. Muluzi, Mr. Bello,

My name is Piet Hein Donner and I am a reverend in the Church Of The Holy Wally. I was told I am the beneficiary of a consignment currently in your hold.

Please inform me of the procedures and modalities involved in aquiring the above mentioned consignment.

God Bless,
Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,
Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.
+3164901XXX

[ And dangle some money in mr. Kufor's face.]

Dear John,

This evening I have given reverend Wally permission to contact the security company and will personally vouch for travel and expense costs. I have given reverend Donner a personal budget of 7500,- euros.

I expect this will suffice.

Please keep me informed.

God Bless,

Reverend Eddy Wally.

[ Dangling money, always a good idea if you seek attention.
Immediatly after opening he calls 3 times, leaves no message. Then decides to mail.]

DEAR Reverend Eddy Wally ,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE,THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN SO FAR IN HELPING TO SPONSORING THE EXPENSES THAT WILL COME OUT OF THIS TRAVEL,GOD WILL REWARD YOU BACK,AND AS SOON AS HE CLAIMS THIS FUND,YOU WILL BE PAID BACK IMMEDIATELY.

PLEASE MAKE SURE HE WILL BE IN LONDON BY THE END OF TNIS WEEK,LET US WAIT FOR THE RESPONSE OF THE SECURITY COMPANY TODAY.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL.

REGARDS

KUFOR JOHN

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DEAR Reverend Piet-Hein Donner ,

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE, THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

DID YOU STILL CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY YESTERDAY?

PLEASE IF YOU DID,CAN YOU UP DATE ME WITH THE RESPONSE OF THE SECURITY COMPANY.

TRY TO BE IN LONDON BY END OF THIS WEEK.

I HAVE CALL YOU TWO TIMES TODAY AND NOBODY PIEKED UP THE PHONE.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL.

REGARDS
KUFOR JOHN

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[ Quite for some hours, then the security company kicks in. ]

Dear Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,

I have been waiting to either receive your mail or phone call. The consignment has arrived in London and you are now requested to come down to London as the nominated beneficiary to claim the consignment. However, you are required to come with the following items and charges.

! Prove of identification e.g International Passport or Driver's Licence
!! Two passport photos and any form of identification
!!! Handling, administrative and clearing fees of £9,650 (Nine Thousand Six Hundred and Fifty Pounds).

Also inform me of your earliest arrival date because the consignment will start accumulating demurrage fees from the 6th of Feb. Your immediate reply will appreciated. Indecating your position as it will help us to experdite actions in our process.

Sincerely

Williams Muluzi

[ To Kufor, more dangling money in his face... : ]

Dear John,

Below is the message I received from the security company.

The fees are abit higher than my budget, but I'll see if I am personally able to cover the difference, as I do not want to disturb Reverend Wally to much.

I am afraid I will not be able to make it this week due to appointments. Somewhere at the end of next week should pose no problem. I have to check my travel agency for possible flights and will contact the security company for further appointment details.

Will you also be in London? If not, I assume I will receive the full consignment. How will you receive your share?

God Bless and best wishes to Mrs. Agnes,
Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,
Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.
+3164901XXX

[To Tha Company...]

Dear mr. Muluzi,

I expect to be able to arrive at the end of next week. I will check with my travel agent for possible flights. Could you inform me which airport would be most convinient?

Also, could you please inform me of suitable hotels in the surrounding of the office.

God Bless,
Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,
Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.
+3164901XXX

GREETINGS FROM MY SIDE,THANKS FOR YOUR MAIL.

PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU TRAVEL TO LONDON BY THIS WEEK AS IT WILL NOT TAKE YOU MORE THAN A DAY TO CLAIM THIS CONSIGNMENT,AND MIND YOU THEY WORK ON SATURDAY ALSO SO TRY AND GO THEIR BY THIS WEEK.

LET WALLY KNOW ANY THING YOU ARE DOING AS HE IS A VERY GOOD AND CAREFUL MAN.

TRY AND ARRANGE WITH YOUR TRAVELING AGENT THIS WEEK SO THAT YOU CAN BE IN LONDON

SEND MAIL AND LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU ARE GOING AND SEND MAIL TO THE SECURITY COMPANY AND LET THEM KNOW YOUR TRAVELING SCHEDULE.

I AWAIT YOUR MAIL.

REGARDS

[And while I am typing this page I receive a phone call. For the first time caller-id is on and its Nigeria calling. +23414815831

Following a record 4:48 conversationwith mr. Kufor. He wants me to go to London this week. I refuse, "I have appointments, it is impossible!" He wants me to go early next week. I refuse, "I have appointments, it is impossible!" He agreed on late next week as I proposed, and as soon as I agreed, it sounded as if he was reading out a written script. Mrs. Agnes was doing really really bad, bad, bad, only this deal was keeping her alive. Sobbing story blahblah.

Sounded happy with my answers, ended in a cheap chitchat kinda script 'and how is your family' attempt.

And you know what? He even send me an email! :-) ]

Dear John,

As I've told you on the phone, I can not meet with the security company before late next week due to pending business . I will plan a meeting for next week with the security company and let you know the outcome.

Please keep me informed of new developments as soonest!

God Bless,
Reverend Piet-Hein Donner,
Church of the Holy Eddy Wally.
+3164901XXX

(ps. You have not answered yet, will you be present in London, if not, how would you like to receive your share?)